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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

share office space ...

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No. 2 Baseball comes up short against UTSA, 9-7 - University of Texas Athletics - University of Texas Athletics

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What can melt your heart?